Open Forum on Freedom Academy: The Bad Color

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Bad Color

The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. On April 6, 2011 a Freedom Academy receptionist, conducted a uniform violation sting on a nefarious 8th grader posing as a star honor roll student who went to the state science fair finals on behalf of the school. But this was obviously a cover. Being suspicious, the receptionist worried that the 8th grader might be wearing “The Bad Color” (black pants instead of dark navy blue). For as we know black attracts those we don’t speak of, (nonconformists) which could endanger the entire Village--I mean school. So she stood the student up in front of the class, embarrassing her before her peers, and grilled her for what seemed an eternity, on whether or not the students pants were black or blue. The receptionist and the students could not come to an agreement on whether the pants were black or blue, and no violation citation was given. But be assured the ever brilliant, ever vigilant, ever petty clothes cops will be on the prowl--coming soon to a child near you.

by: M. Knight Shambala

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dummies.blogspot.com was crafted for several reasons. Firstly, was the ethical issue of separating this blog from any appearance of being officially associated with the school--obviously it is not. Even though the blog title “Open Forum on Freedom Academy” speaks to the true nature of the blog, I wanted to insure that there was no confusion. Secondly, was the obvious phonetic self-deprecating humor--being that the public are often silent, treated like dummies and expected to sit back and capitulate to oligarchical decrees, (not that they are stupid, but that they are treated like dummies). Hence, it is a call for emancipation and liberation from autocrats ( i.e. free silent/dumb, AKA/also known as "dummies".) Lastly, (and this is more of an afterthought) as their is enough foolishness at Freedom Academy to go around, I say to all, “If the shoe fits, wear it.”